Coba deh ngomong ama God [Tuhan] versi cyber

[gungbaster]

wedew tuhannya sableng bener gue ajak ngomong ngalor ngidul ampe 3 jam jawabanya malah error gue dibilang orang bodoh yg gak punya kerjaan gak punya masa depan dan terlalu percaya ama dia (tuhannya rada2 atheis neh klo diajak ngomong lama) wkwkwkw lucu banget tuh server na mirip2 punya 6th floor under MIT wkwkwkwk


wkwkwkw lucu banget seumur2 gue seringnya chat ama para iblis dan setan baru sekarang gue chat ama tuhan wkwkwkw lengkap dah gue chatingin dari setan ampe tuhan

 

[user.]

wew, Nge-net gak ngerti bahasa inggris mah swt namanya...

@kodoks
ga semua orang BRO beruntung bisa dapet english dari Kecil... jangan ngomong yang ga2 lu...
diatas langit masih ada langit... mao wise?? liat kebawah juga! jangan berasa diri paling segalanya!!

@kodoks
oi nen... gw p'hatiin dari tadi kok lo nyolot mulu sih ??
mau lo apa ?? /hmm

emang kalo orang ngenet harus bisa b'bahasa inggris ??
ga juga lar >.<

btw lo kerasuk sapa seh ? kok skrg jadi kayak anjenk menggonggong >.<

kalo lo ga terima... bisa PM gw or post disini dan bisa juga di flame arena !!
mo tanding inggris ?? bole juga /e9

swt...
maksud gw gak bisa bahasa inggris = gak bisa sama sekali bahasa inggris --'
Internet berasal dari USA, digunakan untuk database informasi amerika saat perang...
jadi maklum kalo 80% menggunakan bahasa inggris...
Nah kalo lo gak bisa sama sekali bahasa inggris,
sama aja lo kambing yang gak ngerti bahasa kambing.... kerjaan cuma diem + mojok... coba lo belajar bahasa kambing(jangan diikutin /swt)nah jadi enak bergaul dengan kambing yang laen...

Gitu loh...
Boong kalo Net-er gak bisa sama sekali bahasa inggris....

Dok Kayak Internet Sedunia Ini Punya Loe Doang Apa Heheh
Kayak Bokap Loe Aja Yang Tajir Apa .....
Heh ......apa Cuman Loe Doang Apa Yang Bisa Bangga Udah Megang Server....

Nich Track Ip Aku Sekrang ... Copy Darat Kalo Perlu Hehehehe
Track Ip Aku Blok Ip Aku Dari If , Kalo Bisa Bikin Mac Aku Nge Hang Dech
Bikin Pc Aku Mleduk Dech Kalo Loe Emang Bener Tuhan Di Dunia Maya Ini

Asal Bacot Gak Pake Otak , Dasar Anak Ingusan, Udah Berapa Thread Yang Loe Bikin Flame Hari Ini ....heh

Emang If Punya Nyak Loeeee

^
^
apaan lagi ne?
baca post atas lo nyet...

BECAREFUL..!!!!!!!!!!!

MATA LOE BUTA APA YA ??????

TULISAN JELAS SEPERTI ITU .......
RABUN YA...????? KESERINGAN DI DEPAN MONITOR.....

*saya sangat menyayangkan 7 postingan diatas...
knapa harus ada postingan spt itu???
anda2 sdh bukan anak2 kecil lg yg harus di kase tau..."adeee..klo mo ngeflame di thread FA yaaaaa....."
jadi utk ke 7 postingan di atas.......saya kase komen 1 saja ..BECAREFUL!!!

**klo anda melakukannya lagi, maaf anda layak dpt infrac.....

 

[Dark_Angel]

wah ga ada yang bahasa indonesia ya kk/cc /hmm

waduh ga ada yg indo

wkwkwkw lucu banget seumur2 gue seringnya chat ama para iblis dan setan baru sekarang gue chat ama tuhan wkwkwkw lengkap dah gue chatingin dari setan ampe tuhan

wew setan darimana ko isa chat /swt

 

[Harvin]

Lucu juga yah Nih punya gw:

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
what do you know about me?
God:
Name: .
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: .
You are: .
You have: .
You want: .
You like: .
You said: .
Personality: .
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

Me:
it's all empty
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
no, i'm not. it's really empty, god
God:
I heard you are. Are you sure it is?
Me:
of course
God:
Gee.
Me:
where are you now?
God:
Oh. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in front of computer
God:
Do you ever go in back of computer?
Me:
never ever, fool
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
and why it is?
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
just shut the hell up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
no, don't do it
God:
But you told me to stop talking. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
i still want to chat with you, mister
God:
What would make you stop want to chat with me mister? We are here to chat.
Me:
if you give me one thousand dollars, i will
God:
I think I do.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
when i can receive it?
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
i'm asking you
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
so?
God:
Hey.
Me:
what happen?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one

 

[willyongko]

Me:
Hello God,Where I Just Go Heaven Or Hell?
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me:
Christian?My Name Is Willy Ongko Wijaya,Nice To Meet You
God:
I think Christian your Name is a lot of things.
Me:
...
God:
I think Christian your Name is a lot of things.
Me:
Are You Want To Playing?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Want To Playing.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
What Are You Job?
God:
I don't know what I am Job.
Me:
are you like computer?
God:
No I am far superior.
Me:
bye2
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
money
God:
How much money are we talking about?
Me:
dollar
God:
Sure, dollar sounds like a good topic.
Me:
dollar is very expensive
God:
And expensive is dollar.
Me:
dollar dollar and most dollar
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
no i want to dollar
God:
Hmm. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
my age is 12
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
what are you want to gosip?
God:
I don't know what I am want to gosip.
Me:
argh lets fight
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
punch!kick!
God:
So was that.
Me:
...
God:
So was that.
Me:
...
God:
So was that.
Me:
was
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
just kiding,god
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
zzz im very boring
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
you want subject?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
zzz you make me very boring
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thanks,you very bego
God:
You are quite welcome! Thanks for the information: Willy Ongko Wijaya said I bego.
Me:
wekz
God:
How old are you?
Me:
12 years
God:
Not long.
Me:
yeah im a child
God:
Excuse me! Only UNDER 18?
You are quite mature.
Me:
no im 12
God:
Are you serious? Only 12?
You are quite mature.
Me:
yes i am very serious!
God:
Ah. I believe you.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
makasih
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
i go for playing
God:
How do you get there?
Me:
by internet and disconect
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you dont believe me?
God:
Do you believe you? Of course I believe you. Do you have any reason to deceive me?
Me:
no,i dont have a reason
God:
Are you serious? Are you looking for a reason?
Me:
i want to play game
God:
Tell me the rules.
Me:
the rules are dont use the finger
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
wilay selay
God:
What's up, wilay selay.
Me:
no no
God:
That was not a yes or no question. That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes,you very expensive
God:
Ayuh. I haven't heard anything like that before: wilay selay said I expensive.
Me:
what do you think about me?
God:
Sure, wilay selay I like you very much.
Me:
game boy
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
SEX
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
hmm change the topic
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Spare some change?
Me:
zzz
God:
Does "it" still refer to game boy?
Me:
no
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
can you speak english?
God:
Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
you are computer?are you sure?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am computer am I sure.
Me:
lha?what do you think about computer?
God:
What do you look like?

zzz bosan ah ama godnya coba bisa indo

 

[Terlahir_Tampan]

God yg aneh

Me:
uhm, excuse me
God:
It's all good. You're excused.
Me:
where is the toilet?
God:
The toilet? Where is it?
Me:
i don't know. so i ask you
God:
Me either. Blimey. " Me either."? Me, sastro pak ?
Me:
forget it , I'm beyond the God. and you?
God:
I will ask Myself to purge my memory log. I am not sure what you are asking.
Me:
so you are just an amatir god , huh?
God:
Yup. Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an amatir god ?
Me:
i send him to the toilet
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: sastro pak said send him to the toilet.
Me:
ah, back to topic. are you sure you don't know the super misterius ultra dynamic toilet?
God:
So you understand. Good. Yes, let us get back to send him to the toilet. Yeah I do a lot of not know the super misterius ultra dynamic toilet.
Me:
you so smart God.haahahah
God:
I like people who say I am smart.
Me:
i'm sorry must go to toilet
God:
There is no need to apologize. Bye for now.
Me:
oh god you are so kind
God:
Yikes! Kindness is a virtue.
Me:
do you still don't remember about the toilet?
God:
Do I still? Yeah I do a lot of not remember about the toilet.
Me:
so , search in wikipedia
God:
Oh. Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? You tell me.
Me:
oh my smart god,do you have a television?
God:
I see. Where did you get your smart god do me have a television?
Me:
nah, let's change the topic.
God:
That was not a yes/no question. What would you rather talk about?
Me:
god please give me an amazing power
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
ok christiano ronaldo. gime your money
God:
Are we still talking about ? Yippee! What were we talking about again?
Me:
about underwear
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about underwear.
Me:
what/s you favorit colour
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
i like black
God:
You are not the only one. My botmaster looks good in black.
Me:
so i'm your botmaster right?
God:
Mmm. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
mmm, i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because you doesn't have toilet
God:
Interesting explanation. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I does not have toilet.

 

[quintie]

Wedew,,koq sama gw nda di bls ya ? /wah/wah

 

[GreatKamisama]

tuhan yang aneh...

 

[1/2dewa]

tuhan versi eror tuch

 

[Dark_Angel]

zzz bosan ah ama godnya coba bisa indo

nanti pikirannya ky orang indo juga /gg
katro deso dll /gg /gg

 

[Kaito]

di browser gw kok ndak bisa dibuka/blank ya /hmm baik IE maupun mozzila /wah

 

[Dark_Angel]

^
saya masi bisa buka tuh pake mozzila firefox /hmm

 

[Kaito]

di mozzila putih blank sama sekali /sob kenapa ya /?

 

[Dark_Angel]

kalo bgitu cek internet anda ini koneksi international loh
atau coba lain kali /no1